This is Tilly, CEO of Tilly News Network (TNN), with a breaking story.
Actually, this news is not news, but we at TNN have been too engrossed in what we are getting ready to report as news to have reported it when it actually was news.
Got that? Good. There won't be a repeat explanation, so if you didn't follow that, you are SOL. And with that carelessly tossed out colloquialism, it should also be noted that most journalistic conventions will be hereby disregarded during the activity we are getting ready to report.
'Cause we just don't care about being professional and what-not. Clearly.
So we now go live to Team Wedding Headquarters with this urgent (yeah, it's late, so what) announcement:
Football supersedes everything in TWHQ.
EVERYTHING. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. EVERYTHING.
Even cancer.
Now you know.
Go Dawgs!
From Eloisethepug: This is the silliest picture of a cute dog with a crazy stuffed dog I have ever seen. We have GATORS at our house.
ReplyDeleteI knew I liked you over at team wedding! Go DAWGS!!!!
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