Hi. Blue-gel-thingy here.
Halfglassistan is under attack and I am the smartest object in the kingdom right now. Which is saying a lot. Because even on a bad day, that HalfGlass chick is generally one smart cookie.
Oops. Looks like those smart cookies just got tossed.
Time for me to tend to Princess Funky McFunkenstein. And don't tell her I called her that — she is a royal pain on days like this.