[Insert booming announcer-guy voice here ... aw crap. He died.
Rest in peace, booming announcer-guy voice man. (sigh) Go ahead and and use your own voice.]
"In a world full of uncertainty,
and a mind filled with chaos,
she sought just one thing —
to go home ..."
Trust me when I say there's something coming worth tuning in for, but it's currently trapped in a rampant but-not-so-random bubble storm in my head.
As soon as the procrastiperfectionator who also lives up in there pops all the bubbles, catches all of their splashes and organizes them,* the feature presentation will begin.**
Until then, eat your popcorn and stick around.
*It's both easier and harder than it sounds
annoying dear literalists, it's not actually a movie, just a metaphor,
which is also both easier and harder than it sounds.
Yes. Yes, even for me, the self-declared ruler of my own kingdom,
rampant neologismist and self-important chronicler of
all of the perverse
t hat hopefully won't get her committed to a psych ward
that pass through my head.