Saturday, April 3, 2010

Take It Down A Notch

Dear Spring,

You're nice. You are. Cute, perky — it's hard not to smile when you show up.

Actually you're downright adorable. Always sporting a bright sunny outlook, gorgeous outfits — really, your taste in colors is divine — you've got an infectious personality that really just blows people away.

And your perfume? It's delightful. Truly.

But you try too hard, kid. Ease up. This happens every year. You get all excited and overheated, and it's just too much too soon. Don't move so fast. Seriously. Summer really owns the whole sultry persona, so just leave it to her. She's always going to be hotter, so although you're doing an incredible job of matching her numbers, please stop trying to compete.

While we're on the whole "a-little-goes-a-long-way" topic, enough with the yellow powder. Please. I know you can't help it. I know you get all worked up and before you know it — poof! — it's everywhere. But if you're going to put it all over yourself, can you at least indulge in a shower a little more often? Really. People are talking.

I just thought you'd want to know.



  1. OMG. You nailed it. Lets just hope Miss Spring takes note. I just read this out loud to my husband, he now thinks you are brilliant.

  2. After months of darkness and gloom, there's nothing quite as wonderful as spring in all her glorious colors. ROCK it Ms. Spring! I would like it better if you did tone down the yellow stuff, achoo!

  3. It wouldn't be so bad without all the tree reproduction, but that's a vital part of spring, so...

  4. I hope spring listens to you. The only thing I don't like is that my allergies are like INSANE in the spring. Darn it!

  5. Ha! Love it! My kids ar already sweaty, sunkissed dirty boys after just a week of warmth!

  6. Beautiful 'love letter' :D

    Happy SITS Tuesday

  7. yeah... my eyes are burning. Rain on Thursday will be welcomed.


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