Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Don't Make Me Call Your Mother

Dear Summer,

Please refrain from showing up and persuading spring to emulate you. She is quite impressionable and, I must say, I am very disappointed in the influence you've had on her. It is far too soon for her to be sizzling the way she is. She should be sweet, not sweaty.

I'm going to have to ask that you not come around here anymore. Or, at least not until the date on your invitation. In fact, it would be ever so lovely if you were fashionably late.


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