Cathleen (Cathie, Cay, Caffee, Cat Con),
Christine (Chrisie, Chris, Squeaky, Christine-uhhh),
Caryn (The Baby, Beady-Eyed-John-Conley, Piggy Princess)
AKA the pretty one, the cute one, the smart one, the sweet one, the bitchy one, the weepy one, the loud one, the funny one, the ditzy one, the lovable one, the one like Judy, the one like John, the one least likely to keep a secret, the only one who can keep a secret, the one who's got your back, the one who would cut a bitch for you, the one who will cry when she sees this, the one who will laugh when she sees this, the one who will have to be told to log on and see this, the one who's wondering which one of these she is, the one who knows she's every single one — and more — and the one who's still saying, "huh?"
The Conley girls.